I'm Mr. Jinx, the office manager of the House of
Fun. I'm a big help. Really. I'm always doing things like reorganizing papers,
typing stuff on the computer, guarding the upstairs....and that orange fluffy
thing with me in the picture is my pesty brother Pixel. He's a big baby,
but I let him play with me every once in a while. In this picture we're watching
tv -- on the old couch that I always hated. It's gone now. Because I
have powers. We're very smart cats. Pixel plays fetch (he really brings the
ball back to them!) and I amuse myself by flushing the toilets whenever I
can.In case you were wondering, yes, Evan and Sarah call us "Jinxie" and "Pixie". Pathetic, isn't it? Fortunately, they restrained themselves and didn't name our little sister "Dixie" (thank Bastet!). Man, that little girl is such a pest. Always tagging along, always trying to steal our milk (even though she gets more!). I'm telling you, little sisters.....feh!
Here's the little girl herself. Okay, she's cute and fluffy,
big deal. Her name is Mimsy. She was born in the jungle or something
weird like that. Maybe that's why she's so rambunctious. (Editor's
note: Mimsy is, in fact, a rescued feral kitten. Everyone
thinks that ought to make her a nut, but she is actually the sweetest,
cuddliest cat I have ever had. Her only weird trait is that she doesn't meow
-- she coos like a dove.) 
Here is my enemy. Crushinto. a.k.a. Crushy. I truly hate
him.(Editor's note: This is no lie. Crushy is another rescued cat [abandoned by neighbors], which earned him the nickname "the Orfink". Jinx wants to kill him, which has earned him the nickname "the Assassin".)
And this is me in my secret identity, Superjinxie!!! I am so
cool. Anyway, not much else is new. Although I am pretty full of myself
ever since we got listed in the
Index of Famous
Cats!!